Merry Christmas!

Forgive me. It has been four weeks since my last cartoon.




Normal service will now be resumed.

Dave's Bad Day

Annoying Vegetables: Number 38

Threequel

Right. No more molluscs for a while. Honest.

Toho

Geordie

I know, two Star Trek Cartoons in one week! No more for months I promise.

Transporter

Thanks for the help, Phoebe. You were right.

The Lost World

More Medicine

I'm not convinced my last cartoon was funny...

For Ben Goldacre - at least he can spell it correctly.

Medicine

The Last Twister

Well that's my ticket to hell booked....

Misprints Of Scottish History

31 Flavours

Apple

Bread

James Brown

Fishing

Peas

Ah! - Aha! - Aaaaaaaaaaa!

Thrilling Stories

For John, who pointed out the obvious.

Drive By

Madam Zelda

Unmade Movies Number 47

Aguilera, The Wrath of God

for Tyler - who will get it.

Next week: Gwen Stefani as Kaspar Hauser!

Forty - Second Reef

Unmade Movies Number 17

Baaaa!

I have been doodling sheep cartoons for years on and off. I find it incredible I had never thought of this till this afternoon.

Flapper

Winnie

Since no one got my utterly hilarious Renaissance Dance Craze funny last week I thought I would go back to cute animals.

La La La La La - Dah!

A Tale Of The Old West

We Pause Now For A Public Service Announcement

TWA

Ikea

After the last marathon effort I decided (I promised) something simple. This is how my cartoons usually start out and, until I started this site, ended up. The background here is my original doodle scanned in - the bus and words has been Adobed up a bit to make cleaner and more readable.

Vrooom!

Again it needs to be clicked upon and bigged up to get the full glory. The next one is going to be tiny - I promise...

.wmd

Sorry but you'll need to click on it to get the full flavour. I've done this one twice. First time I spelt Saddam wrong tried to fix it and ended up having to start all over again. I didn't get it quite right the second time. Now it's too late at night, my brain is just giving in and it's not really that funny anyway.

Crime Scene

Eh - Oooooh!

Master Luke?

I have had this one knocking around my head for fifteen years or so. It's good to get it off my mind at last...

Leonardo

Yes, I am ashamed...

Beans

Bye Bye

Edison

Moluscs

Literary Beasts

Only

I still can't believe I got up at 4 am to draw this one

2001

I have several hundred of these 'Mint in Package'.

Auditions